Hold Your Applause

Dave laughed his ass off at his own joke. He has a really Self-Leperocating sense of humor.

If a tree falls in the woods and you’re having a really good hair day, no one will hear or see them, respectively.

I guess I’ll say it if nobody else will:
The Big Bang Theory is not funny.

It poses as an “intelligent” show, but all of its telegraphed jokes pander to the lowest common denominator in the same manner as every CBS show. It is mindless humor repackaged in a stereotypical ’80s nerd facade. 

If a million monkeys typed for a million years, one would create Shakespeare and 900,000 would write for CBS. 

Thank you for your time.

The Importance of Fighting Book Censorship.

Some excerpts from Stephen Fry’s fantastic essay on language.

If Sesame Street is controlled by PBS, does that make it a puppet state?

Some of the most clever/literate/brilliant music in recent history. Das Racist is in it’s own category. 


The Beastie Boys

"Shazam!", To The 5 Boroughs

This video is brilliant.

Lord Kelvin was an absolute zero.

I feel like most tattoos these days are incredibly cliched (Roses, Eagles, Skulls, etc.). If you’re going to get a tattoo, get something no one else has done. How about a tattoo of ennui?

Unmatchable swag.

Unmatchable swag.

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